i dont even know how to be here
she pinky promised me she was 18
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I need a beard to bite.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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