cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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