I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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