But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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