brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Slut skills are useful in every country.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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