I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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