So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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