She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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