I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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