What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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