Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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