I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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