it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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