I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Randomize