Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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