Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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