New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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