is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
