i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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