dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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