If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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