Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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