Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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