Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
