sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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