I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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