do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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