Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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