just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
