nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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