We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
