why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Also, beer. Big fan.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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