Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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