would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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