And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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