My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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