I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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