i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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