We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need to wash the frat house off of me
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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