i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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