i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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