my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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