Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
