Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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