do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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