she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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