So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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