We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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