i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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