Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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