in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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