Welp...herpes.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize