Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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