those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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