Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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