life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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