some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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