why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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