so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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