Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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