Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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